I’m not the type of man who makes disparaging comments about a person’s individual beliefs, but anyone who visits a psychic should be institutionalised. The wife is a prime example, when I questioned why she regularly throws her money away on such an obvious scam, she screamed, “It’s not a con, Zelda doesn’t even charge, she just asks for a voluntary £10 contribution.” If she was any slower she’d stop.
I’m a huge cynic of all things ‘supernatural’, although I have to admit to being slightly nervous when I received a videotape that was accompanied with a warning: ‘Watch this, and within 7 days you will die’. It turned out it was an entire episode of Soccer AM, and boredom related deaths were a genuine possibility.
There are a few people like the wife who believe that Arsenal’s new home is cursed. Even if the Emirates stadium was built on an Indian burial ground, with a tribe of Indians actually visiting at the time, there’s only one possible result when Sheff U roll into town. Back the Gunners at a spooky 1/5.
If anyone should be charging for psychic visions, it’s Roy ‘I see dead people’ Keane. The former United hard-man announced before the Arsenal match that Rooney had done nothing in the game; Wayne’s performance placed an exclamation mark at the end of his sentence. The tubster will be looking to regain his form when United travel to the Data Sgp…